She's a B*tch....

I feel like being really, really mean today. Let me tell you why. I had a pretty ok weekend, interesting and unpredictable, but I shopped and I had the equivalent of a shopping orgasm so I'm happy. But let me tell you why I'm mad son...I watched Desperate Housewives last night and relaxed, fell asleep between 11:00 pm and 12:00 am - and woke up at 5:00 am. THAT'S WHY I'M MAD! I was so angry when that alarm went off - I don't know if I was angrier that I woke up at 4:53 am and KNEW I only had 7 more minutes, or that I had to wake up at 5:00 am period.

Somebody else won the mega millions jackpot - again. It wasn't me so I'm not happy about that.

At least I have a lot of meetings today so the day should go by fast.

I'm balding on this one spot in my hair, so I decided to try and give my hair a break from scarves and stress but now I have this wack ponytail and it looks dumb. At least I'm cute - today anyway.

Why does my banana look old - I just got it.

I am so looking forward to this weekend it's ridiculous. Why the eff do I have to deal with the rest of the week - can't we just skip right to Friday?

I had a fabulous happy hour on Thursday - I wish I could go out more.

Dang, this coffee is really making me warm.

I wish I cursed more. I wish I could curse at everybody like it was normal and ok. I would love to do that. I want to reply to everything that anybody says to me today with a simple "f*ck you."

Co-worker: Hey, you going to the meeting?

Me: F*ck you.

Co-worker: What time you going to lunch?

Me: F*ck you.

Co-worker: How was your weekend? Do anything fun!?

Me: F*ck you.

See! Wouldn't that be fun!!!??

I feel like going home and watching movies all day. I had a headache all weekend, probably because I knew I had to come back to work today and a lot of people have off. They suck.

***DISCLAIMER*** I love life, I love living it, I love having it. I wouldn't change a thing. I thank God for all my blessings and am grateful to be here and be healthy and happy. I just feel like being a bitch today - can I live??