This is how I know I'm not racist -
I get uncomfortable and offended when people use racial slurs that are directed towards other races.
This is how I know I have a positive self image -
Even when I weighed 20 pounds more, I still thought I was cute and nobody could tell me otherwise.
This is how I know I'm not a lesbo -
Even though women are beautiful and all, the thought of one touching me in a sexual way makes my stomach hurt and turns me off completely.
This is how I know I love my friends -
Even when they make me so anrgy I see red, I want to hurry up and get over it so we can talk about something else.
This is how I know I'm not lazy -
Even when I'm on vacation, I can't sit around and do nothing ALL day, I have to get up and move around - I'm too restless.
This is how I know I'm in love -
I let him eat off my plate.
